You see, he can never suceed in humping me!
Showing posts with label Fifi and Cracker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fifi and Cracker. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Cracker





Cracker came to our house on Aug. 1. This guy is really making himself at home. He stuck to my mom all the time. Followed her everywhere. Guess he likes her more than me. Well the only thing I like about is his food. He eats canned food which smell and taste very good. I always tried to eat that. But mom doesn't like me to eat canned food because she said it cause bad breadth and also dried food and help clean my teeth. The most important thing she is afraid that I would eat up all his food and he would have nothing to eat. So mom always hold me when Cracker is eating.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
My Wedding
Mama said I'm going to be married next month. My fiance Cracker will come to our house on August 1 and will stay here for the Civic Holiday long weekend. After that they will have the wedding dinner on Aug. 29, 2008. Why wedding dinner afterwards? Because mom noticed that I'm in heat now. So it's better to have Cracker come over next weekend. Mom will take me to the groomer this weekend for grooming.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Meeting my new boyfriend



Mom and Dad dressed me up yesterday and took me out. After 30 min. drive we arrived at a Taekwondo studio. What? Mom and Dad want me to learn Taekwondo? No kidding. After a while I met this guy Cracker, a white and brown Shih Tsu. We chased and tried to hump each other. Though we didn't succeed I already had a tired day and I slept on my mom's arm all the way home. My parent and Ken, owner of Cracker and the studio, planned to get us wed in August/September that's when my next heat is due. Hey guys, have you asked me if I like him or not? You know what mom said? She said, well sorry girl you have no other choice, nowadays there is hardly any guy who is not an eunuch (neutered).
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